So my plans for the day:
--No turf paint this year. Instead of a 5-foot BYU logo on my Ute neighbor's lawn, it'll be a BYU flag tied up to the second story pillars above his door. This will start at 4 AM when everyone is deep asleep.
--Afterward, I will do whatever Karen tells me until 8 PM CST
--8 PM, go to my Ute neighbors house to reclaim my flag, wrap it around me as I watch the Cougars destroy the Utes in better fashion than most are predicting.
So, in honor of the day, a posting of the girls in last years BYU game here in Texas against TCU: