The Holy War Abroad

I was at the zoo--with the victim, mind you--when the event took place, so it couldn't have been me...

Here are the victims looking like all Utes do--they got that dumb look on their faces.

Savannah saw a monkey.

Savannah wasn't afraid after putting her hoodie on.

All the kids at the zoo.

What is the significance of this animal on the prowl? What could it mean before the big game? (Listen. Can you faintly hear: ...we're Alma mater's sons and daughters...?)

Like I said, there is no way I could have done this to my neighbor's lawn. I was at the zoo. Besides, I am not that kind of a fan.

It's so beautiful. I cry just looking at it.

Funny story, actually, seven months later he mowed his lawn after the winter dormant period--the 'Y' was still there.